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THE ‘I MUST HUSTLE BY FORCE’ MENTALITY | Chronicles Of An Abuja Road User #4
There's an adage in pidgin English which says "conny man die, conny man bury am". If you're Nigerian or have relations with Nigerians then you must have heard or probably spoken these words yourself! So in this episode, the 'conny men' were myself and this funny taxi driver! See how I'm already typing away, hian!........
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ONE WAY ACTION FILM | Chronicles Of An Abuja Road User #3
Follow my blog with Bloglovin Okay….this has got to be the best movie I’ve seen lately….One Way Action Film) One blow, seven akpoos…..hahaha. It was funny, annoying, hilarious and intriguing all at the same time. Oh, I remember what’s it’s called now…..mixed feelings. All I keep saying whenever I remember the incident is, “Na wa ooo. People get mind o. Chei!”. Read on and let me know what you think about this young man… So I had traveled to Imo State for a brief assignment and decided to travel back to ‘the Buj’ (Lolz…that’s the new slang for Abuja o. Lasgidi is to Lagos as the Buj is…
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“CLOSE GINI?” | CHRONICLES OF AN ABUJA ROAD USER #2
Have you recently heard that local slang which says, ‘I can’t come and kill myself’? I’m sure you have and that phrase is a perfect definition of my experience In Chronicles of an Abuja road user today. It’s one of those days that makes me think of going into 40 days dry fasting or just ‘gathering liver’ and visiting one ‘babalawo’ to give me the mumu button of one senator just so I can have a car of my own. While you’re laughing at my fantasies, just hear my story then judge for yourself too. Lol….. On this faithful day, I was in high spirits as I locked…
